<p>Ash tai taksistu norejau buti ,kad su “Volga” vazineciau ,bet kaip nusipirkau 1970 “zaporozieti” ,tai iki siol vazineju,aa tiesa milicininku norejau buti ,kad Algi ,drauga galeciau nushauti ,kai mano meshkiuka ateme <img border=“0” src=“/shared/oldFiles//i/xsmiles/zliumbia.gif” alt=“Žliumbia”></p>
<p>mutna tema - asenizacija…</p>
<p>…mutnam vandenyje veisiasi asenizatoriai…o juos gaudo moderatoriai<img border=“0” src=“/shared/oldFiles//i/xsmiles/f10.gif” alt=“Juokiasi”></p>
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<p>Dedicated to (ni), from all my heart and butt.</p>
<p>FAQ: how to become an assenisator (shitpicker, sheissefuhrer, govnovoz)?</p>
<p>answer:</p>
<p>follow five easy steps to become an assenizator:</p>
<ol>
<li><p>check if you have an ass or not. having an ass is obligatory prerequisite to be an assenisator.</p></li>
<li><p>if you have found your acc check if you have a hole in it or not. if you have found a hole, follow to the step three. if you have’t, consult your doctor or pharmacist.</p></li>
<li><p>eat a lot. Mc Donalds style meals are preferrred - they are quick to get in and also quick to get out. after you have eaten, dring a bottle of laxative pills to produce a diarrhoea.</p></li>
<li><p>find a clean spot and make a big poop. then put your pants up quickly and shout out loud: “HEY, WHO DID THAT???” , to get everybodys attention.</p></li>
<li><p>After you get attention of the people around you, pick your poop with both hands and carry it to the nearest light source, shouting loudly “I am ASSENISATOR, OUT OF THE WAY ,DANGEROUS LOAD, I WILLL SAVE THE UNIVERSE etc.”</p></li>
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<p>congratulations, you’re an assenisator now.</p>
<p>SSH-geri patarimai,bet čia diletantams-o aš noriu profu būt,
krc-asenizator v zakone…<img border=“0” src=“/shared/oldFiles//i/xsmiles/zvaigzde.gif” alt=“Žvaigždė”>…bet ne ASSenisator<img border=“0” src=“/shared/oldFiles//i/xsmiles/ne.gif” alt=“Ne”>…<img border=“0” src=“/shared/oldFiles//i/xsmiles/veee.gif” alt=“Veee”></p>
<p><img border=“0” src=“/shared/oldFiles//i/xsmiles/smile2.gif” alt=“Mirkt”></p>
<p>sekmes ieškojimuose tada…</p>
<p>gal sutiksi kokį GURU, kurs nurodys tikrąjį kelią…</p>
<p>…jei tik yra poreikis, tai Guru visada aciraz<img border=“0” src=“/shared/oldFiles//i/xsmiles/angelas.gif” alt=“Angelas”></p>