Jokes # 8 - Are Computers Male or Female

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Jokes # 8 - Are Computers Male or Female

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Are Computers Male or Female?

As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being
female (e.g., “Steady as she goes” or "She’s listing to
starboard, Captain!&quotMirkt

Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced
that computers should also be referred to as being female. Their
reasons for drawing this conclusion follow:

Five reasons to believe computers are female:

  1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

  2. The native language they use to communicate with other
    computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

  3. The message “Bad command or file name” is about as
    informative as, “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m
    certainly not going to tell you.”

  4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory
    for later retrieval.

  5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
    spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

However, another group of computer scientists, (all female)
think that computers should be referred to as if they were male.
Their reasons follow:

Five reasons to believe computers are male:

  1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

  2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the
    time they ARE the problem.

  3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had
    waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.

  4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

  5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.

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computers aren’t male or female. computer yust is it.

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computer is “it”… hemmm… but I always kiss my computer when I go to bed… Bučkis I like to think that my computer is “he”… Širdis He is sooo cute Cha cha

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you’re crazy…yyy… Mirkt

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Maybe I am crazy Cha cha or maybe I am sick…
Or… Maybe… I just ŠirdisLOVEŠirdis my computer… Bučkis

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Irmuxia:

Re: Are computers male or female? Very funny!!!

It may not appear to be funny if you don’t understand that in the English language, all objects that are not living are considered “it”. But men have always called their cars “she,” so this story is very fitting and humorous.

Thanks for sharing. Cha cha

#8

If computer is female, how to b… she?

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What is b…? I wrote f… seems.

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Computer has a lot of holes, where the cables are pluged in… Cha cha

sorry for my salacity …
Aš nekaltas

#11

So what, computer is she or he?

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So what, computer is she or he?

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Maybe …Aš nekaltas it is agamic thing… Taurė And depending on your will (or how you call comuper) it may become “he” or “she”… Cha cha

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My dear boy, one lesson $50 Mirkt and I to be your teacher Cha cha

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So what, computer is she or he?

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Maybe …Aš nekaltas it is agamic thing… Taurė And depending on your will (or how you call comuper) it may become “he” or “she”… Cha cha

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What do you think? Taurė

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money goes first … Cha cha (only in cash pls Aš nekaltas )

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Would plastic do…

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cash!!! Aš nekaltas

p.s. you are welcome to invite me for a cup of tea or Taurė and plastic would do then, for paying down the bill Cha cha