Vyras 1.0 (in english)
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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed that the new program began making
unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting
access to flower and jewelry applications that had
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system.
I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.
Signed: Desperate Wife
-----Reply-----
Dear Desperate Wife,
Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try
to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and
install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and
Flowers 7.0.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default
to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer
6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring
Loudly" wave files.
DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly. Consider buying additional
software to improve performance.
I personally recommend HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and
Keep-a-nice-body 10.1.
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čia Suzzuki Katana.
Cia XJ900 ?
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Na tai ka manot apie mano Danguole?