OT: auto pavadinimu iskraipymai.
Mano surinkti liaudyje pasitaikantys tokie varinatai:
Skoda Feliacija (kitaip - minetas)
zOpel
VolksVagina Passatj (skaityti rusiskai)
Vulva 740
nu ir Storpirscio dvieilis:
Za ruliom MazdA-
Eta ne jiezda!
Tikiuosi, rimti banginiai ir minetu auto savininkai neisizeis (pats vazinejau/ju su trim opeliais).
Prateskit sarasa!.
s.u.d.Opelis
moskvichius - maskaradas, maskatuoklis…
Pats su Celica vazineju, bet zinau kaip ja vadina
Celka ir tiek
MB 123 - agurkas, dushmano svajone;
MB 140 - banginis;
MB ? C klasse?- keturakis;
Citroen - citrina;
Renault - xreno;
mazda-mazgote
ascona-oksana
mistubishi-mishiu bishki, usipisi
civic- cypcikas, cvekas
man tai istrigo ZOPEL KLOZETT
senas passatas–siufelis
escort—eserys
Biski ne i tema.
Vakar Silainiuose, kur gyvena tik krutyje parni i kataejetsa na BMW i GOLF, machiau lietuvisko tiuningo pavyzdi:
Aisku ant troikes-huligankes: zenkliukas ant bagazines \\W. 
Tikiuosi supratot.
BMW ( chuliganke ) - lukstas
CITROEN - ciklopas
keletas bendriniu: lukshtas, kewalas, inkilas - paprastaj tajkomi golf, bmw3**, crx.
sejp :
bmw - b.y.b.i.s. mashina wajruoja(wazhiuoja),
fiat - fiat kaftamat,
audi - zhiedu waldowas,
moskvishius - maskatuoklis,
senas bmw - ryklys…
nu cia neatsimenu zmogaus kuris sita bajeri i banga (atrodo) idejo todel nemuskit jeigu ka 
beje labiausiai FORD patiko
AUDI - Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW - Brutal Money Waster
BUICK - Big Ugly Import Car Killer
CHEVROLET - Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CITROEN - Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned
Entirely by Nutters
DODGE - Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
FIAT - Failed Italian Automotive Technology
FORD - Fast Only Rolling Downhill
HONDA - Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive
JAGUAR - Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
NISSAN - Nasty Import S.u.c.k.s Savings Away to Nippon
PORSCHE - Proof Of Spoiled Children Having Everything
RENAULT - Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
SAAB - Swedish Automobiles Always Broken
TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW - Virtually Worthles
Nissan i passat (Skaityti rusiškai)
ka cia beiškraipysi
VW Santana - Satana
Zopel kaput ar Zopel ****ec
BMW - Banditu Marozu ir Werslininku mashina
Serd Fora - supratot apie ka kalba
Seat Toledo- Toleto
Citroen - Citramonas
Opel ascona - Aldona
volvo 740 cimodanas
neblogai…neblogai
Renault- tariasi Reno tai iseina Gavno…
Renault 4 - skardine Elzhbieta…
Citroen Berlingo - Berlyno citrina