linksmybes in English
The Why’s of Men
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WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius) -
WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they don’t have enough time) -
WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don’t stop to ask directions) -
WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their ****s and they vapor lock)
(You’re laughing, aren’t you?!?!)
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WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties) -
WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) -
HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don’t know… it never happened)
C’mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And my personal favorite:
- WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)
