Christmas cheer
florijona is organizing the first EFC meeting. 
Well, it’s put me in a Christmas mood, so I think this topic would be best to share some Christmas cheer, humor, laughs, smiles. We could all always have more. 
The Night before Christmas for Moms
It was the night before Christmas,
when all thru the abode
only one creature was stirring,
and she was cleaning the commode.
The children were finally sleeping,
all snug in their beds,
while visions of Nintendo 64 and Barbie,
flipped through their heads.
The dad was snoring in front of the TV,
with a half constructed bicycle on his knee.
So only the mom heard the reindeer hooves clatter,
which made her sigh, "Now what’s the matter?"
With toilet bowl brush still clutched in her hand,
she descended the stairs, and saw the old man.
He was covered with ashes and soot, which fell with a shrug,
"Oh great," muttered the mom, "Now I have to clean the rug."
"Ho-ho-ho!" cried Santa, "I’m glad you’re awake.
Your gift was especially difficult to make."
"Thanks, Santa, but all I want is some time alone."
"Exactly!", he chuckled, "I’ve made you a clone."
"A clone?" she asked, "What good is that?
Run along, Santa, I’ve no time for chit-chat."
The mother’s twin;
Same hair, same eyes, same double chin.
"She’ll cook, she’ll dust, she’ll mop every mess.
You’ll relax, take it easy, watch The Young & the Restless."
"Fantastic!" the mom cheered. "My dream come true!
I’ll shop. I’ll read. I’ll sleep a whole night through!"
From the room above, the youngest began to fret.
"Mommy?! I scared…and wet."
The clone replied, "I’m coming, sweetheart."
"Hey," the mom smiled, "She knows her part."
The clone changed the small one, and hummed a tune,
as she bundled the child, in a blanket cocoon.
"You the best mommy ever. I really love you."
The clone smiled and sighed, "I love you too,"
The mom frowned and said, "Sorry Santa, no deal.
That’s my child’s love, she’s trying to steal."
Smiling wisely Santa said, "To me it is clear,"
Only one loving mother, is needed here."
The mom kissed her child, and tucked her into bed.
"Thank you Santa, for clearing my head.
I sometimes forget, it won’t be very long,
when they’ll be too old, for my cradle song."
The clock on the mantle began to chime.
Santa whispered to the clone, "It works every time."
With the clone by his side Santa said, "Goodnight.
Merry Christmas, Mom, you’ll be all right.
… and here’s one for after the holidays.
'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I’d taste
At the holiday parties, had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).
I’d remember the marvellous meals I’d prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The cakes and the snowballs, the bread and the cheese
And the way I’d never said, "No thank you, please."
As I dressed myself in my husband’s old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt—
I said to myself, as I only can
"You can’t spend a winter disguised as a man!"
So–away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
"Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won’t have a cookie–not even a lick.
I’ll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won’t have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I’ll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I’m hungry, I’m lonesome, and life is a bore—
But isn’t that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!
I received this in an e-mail last year… I just wanted to share. 
SANTA IS A WOMAN
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he’s a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing, social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off!
For starters, the majority of men don’t even think about
selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left. On this count alone, I’m convinced Santa is a woman.
Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the shopping bag.
Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted and strapped onto the rear bumper of the sleigh amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitzen’s rack would already be on the way to the taxidermist.
Even if the male Santa DID still have reindeer, he’d also have the transportation problems because he would inevitably get lost up there in the snow and clouds and then refuse to stop and ask for directions.
Other reasons why Santa can’t possibly be a man:
- Men can’t pack a bag.
- Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
- Men would feel their masculinity is threatened…having
to be seen with all those elves.
-Men don’t answer their mail. - Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a "bowl full of jelly."
- Men aren’t interested in stockings unless somebody’s wearing them.
- Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
- Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require
a commitment.
As an airline employee, I think it’s very important to make sure everything is safe for flying. The U.S Department of Transportation thinks so, too. Here’s a memo they issued last year at this time…
http://news.airwise.com/display/story.html?name=2001/12/1008679541.html
US Clears Santa Claus For Take Off
Dec 18, 2001
The US Department of Transportation (DOT) gave approval
today for Kris Kringle, d.b.a. Santa Claus, to engage
in air travel to various points throughout the United
States on the night of December 24-25.
An order granting a flight certificate and signed by US
Transportation Secretary Norman Y. Mineta said that Santa
Claus was exceptionally fit, joyfully willing and uniquely
able to engage in the interstate air transportation for
which he has requested a certificate."
The Secretary added that Santa has a 100 percent on-time
arrival record, having never failed to deliver all of his
toys by Christmas morning.
In his application, Santa Claus described himself as a
citizen of the world residing at the North Pole who
performs a vital and specialized transportation service.
The points to be served are the dwelling places of good
girls and boys, as well as adults of goodwill, throughout
the United States," Claus said in his application.
The applicant notes that his operating proposal will meet
the air service requirements of countless small communities,
and also will serve the major transportation hubs in all
regions.
Santa Claus also told DOT that his sleigh will be powered
by eight tiny reindeer, with the addition of a possible
ninth reindeer with a special air navigation warning light
in its nose, in the event of fog or heavy snow.
Finally, the applicant, aware of the department’s heightened
security concerns, states that he has personally packed all
his bags and has kept them in his sight for months. He also
vouches for his trusted elves, who lovingly prepared the
contents and carefully handled the packing as they have
done for centuries without incident.
Santa also says that he has a sky marshal of sorts aboard.
He has asked his lead reindeer, Rudolph, to stay especially
alert, especially for the presence of nearby aircraft.
The department said that no one has opposed the application,
and Mr. Claus disclosed several million letters of support
from children everywhere.
In these circumstances, it appears that a grant of the
applicant’s request is in the highest public interest,"
the department said.
This letter was sent via e-mail from several friends. I think it’s worth sharing, too.
The Twelve Gifts of Christmas
This essay was discovered and sent to a friend of mine. It captures the true spirit of Christmas and wraps it up in a gift that we can keep giving throughout the year. While "presents, toys and trips are all wonderful presents to give, there are other gifts that are more precious to those you love. They cost nothing, but their effects can last a lifetime.
The first gift is the gift of time. In this busy world of ours, we often do not take the time to give ourselves to others. A phone call to a friend in need. A visit to an ailing or aged relative. A little more time for our parents, our children and our spouses. This is giving yourself to others for comfort, education, love or charity.
The second is the gift of good example, conducting yourself to demonstrate that you respect others, that you are compassionate, that you are a friend, that you are just, that you are honest, that you are moral, is the gift of an example for especially, especially the young.
The third is the gift of acceptance. There is no better way to make a person feel good, or to allay conflict, than to accept the differences between people. This is a rare gift in a world of conflict. Give it freely.
The fourth is the gift of seeing the best in people. Let people know that you see them for their most positive attitudes and, sure enough, it will bring out the best in them.
The fifth is the gift of giving up a bad habit. Our bad habits often annoy others. Think about the bad habits that you can give up that would be a gift to others.
The sixth is the gift of teaching. Sharing knowledge with others in a way that improves them is a great gift. Give it as often as you can.
The seventh is the gift of listening. A good listener is very special, particularly to a person in need of talking out a problem or sorrow. Listening patiently to another is a special gift because it says, "You are important to me. What you have to say is worthy of my precious time."
The eight is the gift of fun. Fill others with joy and mirth and you have given then a wonderful gift.
The ninth is the gift of letting others give. When we let others give to us and when we accept their gifts in a gracious manner, we may be giving them one of the most important gifts of all.
The tenth is the gift of privacy. Respect the need of others close to you to have their quiet times, and give them the gift of privacy when they need it.
The eleventh is the gift of self-esteem. Resist the temptation to criticize too freely. Let others enjoy their self-esteem; never belittle someone. Always be gracious and respectful in giving advice, especially to children, spouses, employees and co-workers.
The twelfth is the gift of self-disclosure. Let those you love know you. Let them into your heart and mind that they may be part of you. Give the gift of yourself.
These twelve little gifts cost nothing but can bring great joy to others. May the spirit of this holiday season fill you with merriment, and may your new year be filled with these twelve precious little gifts.
Well, DarPo1 it looks u work very hard, can I ask when will be that meet’as, where, and what time?
This topic is two years old, but what the heck… I felt like sharing it once again. 
Thank you, DarPo1 
helps to feel the festive spirit 
This topic is two years old, but what the heck… I felt like sharing it once again.
Thank you, DarPo1 helps to feel the festive spirit
This year we’re organising meeting again
It will be successful this time, I believe 
I hope so too 
I got a 
from Karminta. Somehow we should start to plan this trip more serious.
Well yeah, but I can’t plan 
DarPo1 invites you and you’re going with your car. I don’t know anything 
Nobody knows anything 
till medutei decides 
I am free in any time except 31 of December. Everything depends on you, girls .
why always medutei? 
where the hell she is ? 
why she always doesn’t know anything? 