...Capitalism

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#1

…Capitalism

#2

CAPITALISM

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What’s politics?”

Dad says,“Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the bread
winner of the family, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the
administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re
here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you People. The nanny,
we’ll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we’ll call
him the Future. Now, think about that and see if makes sense.”
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little
boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not
wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working
Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and
the Future is in deep shit."

P.S.: sorry for "shit"

#3

Taip nemazai teisybes istorijoje. Bet atkreiptinas demesys, kad liaudis, visiskai apatiska - neturi jokio noro zadinti vyriausybe, nebega jai pranesti apie netinkama “darbo jegos” isnaudojima, ir siaip susitaikes su “su*ikta” ateitimi eina toliau miegot Šypsena

So, isvada - ar ne liaudis pati kalta, kad taip vyksta? Šypsena

#4

Nieko sauCha cha linksma istorija.

2 telepatas
Dabartines liaudies branduoli sudaro komunizme gyvene zmones, kurie priprate niekur neiti ir teisybes neieskoti. jie gali tarpusavy paburbeti, bet tuo viskas ir pasibaigs.
Galbut “Future” pasikeis, nes jai atsibos miegoti “in a deep shit”? retorinis klausimasMirkt

#5

Idomu, kaip “future” gali pasikeisti? Šypsena Gal zinte kudiki, kuris nekakotu? Šypsena O gal jis islips is lovytes, nusimaus sauskelnes ir drebs jas mamai po koju garsiai sakydamas: “O dabar tu viska sutvarkyk, nes man jau nusibodo taip gulet!” Šypsena
Kazkoks nerealus vaizdelis Šypsena

#6

Klausiau retoriskai, bet jei jau isivaizduojam konkrecia situacija, tai vaikas gali pradeti kovoti pries pilnas sauskelnes savais budais, pvz. jas nusikrapstydamas ir turini isversdamas ant grindu pries mama, teti ir aukleMirkt jei tai darys pakankamai daznai, situacija tures keistis, nes galu gale visiems atsibos valyti sh…

#7

ir vel krypstama i kita pusebukit profesionalaisman atrodo kad su K O M U N I Z M U mes puikiai tvarkomesir ju lieka vis maziaumatot: kuo daugiau vargsu tuo daugiau valdzioje komunistu, kuo daugiau komunistu tuo didesne betvarkereikia visiems kartu stengtis tam kad pakelti valstybeso…Piktas

#8

drasusis zuiki, tu cia apie ka?
kazkaip atrodai is konteksto iskritesAš nekaltas

#9

as vis apie ta pati: apie ka bekalbetum, tai vis apie gyvenima. Gėlės Bučkis Širdis

#10

*pimp…* cia jupiteris , cia planeta nes vienakasusi arba fotke lieva

#11

paskolink man pasiwazineti Šypsena

#12

nu ne toks jau ir senas tu Alibaba Cha cha Cha cha

#13

he he ir as toki turejau, cool aparaciukas, eh jaunyste

#14

na dabar jau as jo nespesiu atsirestauruot normalei bet senis pridaciu yra daves visiskaj nauja varikli… pakolkas shita dar papjausiu, paskew ta isimesiu, isvis pasaka bus Šypsena

#15

boglin, cia 3 jupiteris (toks pat gi kaip tavo). Oho, 100 000 tavasis prasukes…keista, kad dar gyvas Cha cha Cha cha Cha cha

#16

zjb aparatas Gerai Kad valina tai tikiu - pats panasu turiu Taipsavam isukau 285 zikleriuka, tai eina net raitos, bet ir ryja… Liūdnas

#17

Cha cha 8000 ? Whuohaha… cia jei neklystu 2 jupiteris? cia prasukta ne 8000 o greiciausiai 108000 km Šypsena pas mane juparas3 prasisukes virs 100000 ir tai zjb atrodo…cia tai isvis Cha cha

#18

o koks tavo sportas - japasha ? tai gal su tepalo siurbliuku, gal nori ta siurbliuka parduoti ? Cha cha

#19

Ruska technika valdo, pats baigiu remontuot savo iz sport varikli, galesim sudragint Cha cha

#20

na tiek spidometras rodo ;]] kiek ratu prasukta tai nezinaw… Šypsena