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If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Miller Lite (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

Na, tik ta m.yzhala (Miller Lite) reikia kuom pakeisti, o visumoje mintis gera Cha cha

Jo vietoj Miller Lite reikia Švyturio Švyturio!

Arba Ragucio Horn. Po kamsteliais dar kokiu bokalu, pakuociu rastum, dar verte isaugtu. Mirkt

Švyturiu Švyturio (kaip ir Švyturio Extra) dabar irgi su loterija.

Shvyturys JEGA!!!
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Geras!!! Cha cha Cha cha Cha cha
Taip iseina, kad alu gert yra pelningiau nei i koki Enron’a investuoti Cha cha