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CHAT’ininkų mintys (papildyta - 366 žinutė)

#2

kokia kalba cia rasai idiote? siaip cia lietuviskas forumas. isversk.

#3

kazin ar ta malaletka galetu isverst…

#4

Nerealu.

#5

ir as suzaveta ;DDDD

#6

<Kuraido> e
<Kuraido> ar akmenys gyvi?
<Mi{dead[> joa
<Mi{dead[> jie yra sahltakraujai zoleedzei, minta tik ant zemes nukritusiais uosio lapais
<Mi{dead[> fotosintezes metu ishskire elektra
<Mi{dead[> miega dienom nes naktim medzioja zuwis
<Mi{dead[> ish kuriu kaulu gamina, busimu vaiku namus

<CONKY> bl kas katik nutikoLiūdnas
<CONKY> ziuriu sau telika ramej ir staiga pajudinau pulta kad skrinseiveris neisijungtu

<Nicotinas> krc
<Nicotinas> nuvariau i kioska
<Nicotinas> nusipirkt rukyt
<Nicotinas> duodu dvacoka
<Nicotinas> pardaveja sako
<Nicotinas> bliamba
<Nicotinas> centu turi 60 ?
<Nicotinas> sakau ne neturiu
<Nicotinas> sako ble neturiu
<Nicotinas> tu centu
<Nicotinas> imk 4 saldainius vietoj 40centu
<Nicotinas> bliamba
<Nicotinas> galvoju velniop man tie saldainiai
<Nicotinas> duokit alaus
<Nicotinas> sumokejau uz alu
<Nicotinas> sako va du saldainiai liko
<Nicotinas> galvoju velniop man tie saldainiai
<Nicotinas> nusipirkau cipsu
<Nicotinas> ir likau be saldainiu

<Radijas> [Mantuzas] Man patinka 2 dalykai: PAPAI

<Hopper^> blt atsikeliu plaukai mediniai kazkokia atsiminiau sukos sampanu aplaiste
<Different> XD
<Different> radai pinigine ir telefa?
<Hopper^> jo
<Different> akinius idejau i striukes kisene tau
<Hopper^> as neturejau akiniu

  • Different changes topic to ‘kazkieno akiniai yra pas dovi’

<lucy> he he, siandien vos soko negavau, kai darbe atsidare liftas, o ten apsauginis buvo…
<lucy> wolfensteinas daro savo…

<kawniokas> Aptarimas skelbiamas antradienį (13 dieną(pakeiciau ))
<kawniokas> jei dirikas taip paraso
<kawniokas> tai ateit antradieni
<kawniokas> ar 13 diena
<kawniokas> ar laukt kol antradioenis bus 13
<kawniokas> ?

SEKANČIŲ DVIEJŲ SILPNŲ NERVŲ ŽMONĖS NESKAITYKIT Cha cha Rimtai…

<DW>So, I had to get a colonoscopy today
<DW>That’s where they stick a camera up your ass and take pictures of your intestines
<Relentless>that’s just great
<DW>Anyway, that part wasn’t bad, the bad part was the prep for it
<pyr0>which was…
<DW>I didn’t eat anything yesterday. Starting at 3 PM I had to drink about 2 liters of this shit that would help clear my intestines out. Basically, from 3 PM until about 12 I had SEVERE abdominal cramps. I mean severe. I’m talking about rolling around on the floor punching shit severe
<DW>Anyway, during this, I started to get horny for some reason
<DW>It was a strange feeling really. Not even being able to stand up because of crippling pains, and yet at the same time, having a raging boner and wanting to jack off
<Relentless>this wont end well
<DW>Anyway, I had been shitting brown water since 3 (that’s what the nasty shit I drank did), and I needed to again. But since I had a huge boner I figured I’ll take care of it while I’m in the can. So, I’m standing over the toilet cranking one off, and I’m getting the shits, so I sit down. Just before I’m about to cum, I start feeling like I’m going to puke. Now, I had vomit brewing for awhile. You know that feeling you get when you’re going to puke? When you start to feel sick and start salivating a lot? I had been getting that since I went to the bathroom. Anyway it built up enough that I started VIOLENTLY and LOUDLY puking. I’m bliambaing lucky the sink is right next to the toilet. The force of this caused me to begin shooting shit-water out of my ass with the force of a pressure washer. The spasming of my entire body caused my hand to move around enough that I started cumming.
<DW>So after all was said and done, I had a line of fire burning a line from my balls to and up my asscrack, puke in the sink, and cum covering my legs.
<DW>Yeah yesterday was not a good day :
LONG pause
<pyr0>…
<Neo>what the bliamba
<SSB>…
<CT_Frog>o_o
<MMB>You have lived more in that one moment than anyone else in their entire lives

InnerGoat: My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like shit me. The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery shit. One night she pushed me to far.
She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking shit, about how I’m no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn’t even feel it. so we never did have sex.
After she went to sleep I couldn’t get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea
I went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when you shit marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a hundered in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep.
The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn’t stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip.
She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still shitting all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said " What the ****" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left.
I really do kind of miss her though.

OK, galit skaityt Cha cha

<GreenGoblin> Ponyprincess, get ur brain checked!
<PonyPrincess> oh ya? well i did and they found nothing!
<PonyPrincess> wait, crap

<starshipparsley> This is a beautiful equation.
<starshipparsley> e^pi( i ) + 1 = 0
<purple.toupee> omg that just blew my mind
<starshipparsley> I am reading the Penguin Dictionary of Curious and Interesting Numbers right now, and it is nerdgasmic
<starshipparsley> Did you know that pi/2 is 1/root(root2 + root(root 2 +root(root 2 +…)
<purple.toupee> !!!
<starshipparsley> This kinda stuff is so freaking awesome!
<purple.toupee> math = power
<purple.toupee> math is knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, therefore math corrupts
<starshipparsley> Math = the only kind of sexual pleasure I’ll probably ever have

#7

ten tie du tai nerealus Juokiasi Juokiasi Juokiasi

#8

bl kiek daug skaityt

#9

Nieks neliepia Piktas

#10

sitas man patikoCha cha

#11

SecureXeC: We’re gonna get guns, hold you hostage, and rape you
SecureXeC: And then beat you unconscious
Krysta: Velniūkštis
SecureXeC: Then, when you wake up
SecureXeC: We’ll be all
SecureXeC: YOU GOT PUNK’D kekšė
SecureXeC: And you’ll be like 'lol

( ~benas ) aisim mitchai i patrankas
( ~benas ) Šypsena
( ~benas ) tik kekšė reik perprast ne tik isvaizda
( ~benas ) bet ir prota
( ~benas ) analize padaryt
( ~benas ) nes kekšė atrodo kai fyfa o galvoj gotas pasislepes

<Donac> bratokui tevai tapkes padovanojo
<Donac> ;]]
<Donac> o man mashina
<Donac> ;]]

<Ralfas> ginevicius turi gedos jausma
<Ralfas> visada galva nuleidzia
<Ralfas> kaip ****a sumala

<Nago> i wonder what the chemical formula for warez is
<n[a]naki> Nago: W Ar Es
<n[a]naki> Tungsten, Argon, Einsteinium

#12

nerealu Cha cha Gėlė Apkabinimas

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[sinxsuicide] lets go do some ritual sex magic
[sinxsuicide] c’mon yall
[sinxsuicide] praise satan
[felipemetal] waaarrr ensaaaambleeeeeeeeeee
[felipemetal] satan is my friend
[Forbidden_Evil] satan’s your fu`ck buddy - up yer arse

#15

GERaS Cha cha

#16

<Tracer> blin
<Tracer> tas iPhone galejo biski siauresnis buti
<apolonijus> i shikna netelpa?

<brd> tau nebuna kad skutimosi putu patenka i ausy ir jos ten spragsi ?

<Poter> Jei Baggy B sudainuotu bendra singla su Minedu, o fone soktu Karklelis - tai Chuckas Norrisas taptu pirma karta pazeidziamas

@eFUXAS Ginevicius vienintelis pasaulyje geba atlikti užkliuvimo už vidurio linijos triuka

<Mikaz> geriausia usus traukti tada kai trulikas jau bishki vaziuoja, kai nutrauki, ten pas juos automatishkai stabdzius uzblokuoja ir visos bobutes ishsivarto i visas puses

<Spock> I haven’t received an email in a week
<Spock> and felt so lonely I bought a book off amazon.com
<Spock> just to get a confirmation via email

<evilada> godammit. I hate having to collaborate on projecs with music school kids.
<immortalangel> why?
<evilada> they reek. they reek so bad.
<immortalangel> lol
<evilada> I swear to god
<evilada> it’s like…
<evilada> imagine if pineapple was an animal, and lactated it’s own kind of milk to nurse it’s young. If you were to take some of this pineapple breastmilk, turn it into an odd cheese, then leave that hunk of cheese in a stale metal box in tropical heat for three months…THAT’S what the smell was like on these kids

<morientes> some bliambaer just played a trick on me… i was sitting in the couch… well all of a sudden my jocks feel like their going up my ass crack… i try to pull out the wedge… most pain i’ve ever felt… someone put chewy in my jocks and my ass hairs are all stuck together… stuck to my jocks… i dont bliambaing believe this shit

losercmc: I’m going to kill splintercell, or at least get banned trying
Sgtsnowman85: yea u should
Sgtsnowman85: if i had enough money i’d fly to his city and track him down
Sgtsnowman85: and lick his ass
Sgtsnowman85: AH!
losercmc: hahaha
Sgtsnowman85: kick!
Sgtsnowman85: omg

<xolotl> I remember avoiding soccer practices because instead of focusing on the ball I’d focus on the boys’ thighs.

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cia sian skaiciau ir ieskojau zaidimu visokiu seimai ir va butent bangoj radau:

Martynukas rašė:
Rome - Total War. Zaidimas visai seimai. T.y. tetis varineja kareivelius, vaikai ziuri, o zmona indus plauna.

o jei yra indaplove ? kaip tada

Martynukas
Blogiausias banginis

Tada zmonai galima pasiulyti zaidala “Dishwasher: The Quest”. Gameplay’jus, tiesa, skurdokas, bet actiono tikrai uzteks. Ir soundtrackas labai realistiskas.

#18

pavarei čia JuokiasiJuokiasi

#19

<v1SaTO> as valerijono buvau isgeres kai pirma karta laikiau teises
<v1SaTO> tai neislaikiau
<v1SaTO> ramiu veidu vos pesciu nenudauziau

<ninj4> my neighbour has THE nicest ass
<ninj4> oh, and his wife’s isn’t bad either

4DMNYC: ho ho ho
4DMNYC: cause three ho’s are better than one

(LionWilson) XIII was decent
(LionWilson) I remember playing it on the PC
(Aaron) Wait, wasn’t that the shitty cel shaded one?
(LionWilson) Yeah, it was the cel-shaded one
(LionWilson) With David Duchovny!
(LionWilson) It wasn’t terrible though
(LionWilson) I mean it was no Half-Life 2 but what are you gonna do
(Aaron) Play Half-Life 2.
(LionWilson) Good point

<Ersan> You’re lame.
<xar> haha
<xar> no way
<Ersan> Yeah seriously
<Ersan> I have my handy ‘how to spot a lamer’ guide
<Ersan> and you’ve shown 6 out of 7 signs
<xar> Ersan i hope i meet you one day so i can punch you in the face
<Ersan> wow all 7

Equine 990: man, I think those retarded kids who rip the movie tickets can wrap presents better then I can

Ayame1415: cause I was sleeping over at Jourdan’s and we were having crazy fun
AaMelRon: TMI I don’t wanna know about your lesbian sex
AaMelRon: wait a second
AaMelRon: yes I do,continue

(Anubis169) <------ just back from hospital
(Anubis169) i accidently stabbed myself in the neck Kietas
(acesco) With?
(@amz) emo
(Anubis169) a vegetable knife
(acesco) Do explain yourself.
(Anubis169) was making a sausage sandwich
(Anubis169) went to get a plate while holding the knife i was gonna use to chop the sausages in half
(Anubis169) tripped over the cats’ bowls
(Anubis169) and accidently stabbed myself in the neck with it
(@amz) …
(@amz) so
(@amz) you almost killed yourself?
(Anubis169) missed the main artery
(@amz) better luck next time

<phone> I rebooted my computer 45 minutes ago, now the internet is down

<ren> I bliambaing hate jehovahs witnesses
<ren> I saw 2 men in black suits knocking on my door so I microwaved my hard drive

Gee: ROTFBMALFO = Rolling on the floor because my artificial limbs fell off

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[quote] (Anubis169) <------ just back from hospital
(Anubis169) i accidently stabbed myself in the neck
(acesco) With?
(@amz) emo
(Anubis169) a vegetable knife
(acesco) Do explain yourself.
(Anubis169) was making a sausage sandwich
(Anubis169) went to get a plate while holding the knife i was gonna use to chop the sausages in half
(Anubis169) tripped over the cats’ bowls
(Anubis169) and accidently stabbed myself in the neck with it
(@amz) …
(@amz) so
(@amz) you almost killed yourself?
(Anubis169) missed the main artery
(@amz) better luck next time
[/quote]

Wahaha. Valio