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#1

AT THE BEEP… BaisuTelefonas

#2

Actual Answering Machine Messages Recorded and Verified By The World
Famous
International Institute of Answering Machine Messages:

  1. My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave
    your name and number, we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished.

  2. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving
    messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and don’t need their picture taken. If you’re still with me, leave your name and home phone number and they will get back to you.

  3. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your
    number, and your reason for calling… and I’ll think about returning
    your call.

  4. Hi! John’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.
    Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

  5. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the
    money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you
    didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don’t worry, I have LOTS of money.

  6. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we’re
    not here. So, leave a message.

  7. Hello! If you leave a message, I’ll call you soon. If you leave a
    "sexy" message, I’ll call sooner.

  8. Hi. Now YOU say something.

  9. Hi. I’m probably home, I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave
    me a message, and if I don’t call back, it’s you.

And the Number 1 Actual Answering Machine Message Recorded and Verified
by The World Famous International Institute of Answering Machine
Messages:

  1. Hello, you’ve reached Jim and Sonya. We can’t pick up the phone right
    now, because we’re doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it
    up and down, and I like doing it left to right… real slowly. So leave a
    message, and when we’re done brushing our teeth, we’ll call you back.
#3

I am glad that we live in such a poor country as Lithuanuan and we can’t aearn such a machine.

#4

such a poor country? you are wrong. the image that we are poor is absolutely wrong.
the majority of people CAN afford and answering machine. it’s just not popular here…

but anyway, these phrases are great Cha cha had a great laugh! especially with no.1

#5

number 10 ir really cool Šypsena

#6

I like Nr 6 the most…Cha cha

#7

The 4th is the best Taip

#8

interesting ! Gerai 4 and 6 Taip Juokiasi

#9

I like N.8 MOST!!! TaipTaipTaip

#10

Juokiasi Gerai

you know, this made me think, that i would really like to have an answering machineLaimingas

#11

I gues voice mailbox is also great decision recording such messages, don’t You think so?